Saturday, August 23, 2008

a call to arms

dear citizens,

i challenge you, my fellow americans, to formalize your life!

please! no more sweatpants, white sneakers or other sloppy attire in public. coif your hair! wear side-button gloves and veiled hats! consult a pocket-watch! don a skirt or dress! free yourself from the tyranny and general discomfort of bifurcated garments!

hear me! i appeal to a greater sense of aesthetic and a common love of beauty! for the sake of your fellow man, apply care and thought to your garb, speech and life; treat every outing as a special occasion, worthy for preening and praise!

until then,
i remain yours,
anna

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